OVERBOARD PASSENGER RESCUED BY CREW MEMBER
He dove in after her.
AUDIO: SCIENTISTS TEACH SEALS TO SING STAR WARS THEME
“Star Fish, those near and far fish …”
WORLD RECORD PRICE OF CHEESE
5 lbs, $16,000.
RHINO POACHERS KILLED BY GOAT
Instant karma’s gonna goat you.
WOMAN LEAVES HALLOWEEN SKELETON IN HOT CAR
Hijinks ensue.
AUDIO: ANOTHER BANANA BANK ROBBERY
This happens a bunch.
AIRBUS SAYS THEY’RE ALL READY FOR PILOTLESS PLANES
All they need is that darned approval.
GRANDMA FINDS TARANTULA IN GRAPES
Mmm, snack spider.
PROOF OF POT SMOKING IN ANCIENT CHINA
The Stoned Age.