FOUR KIDS TAKE CAR, DRIVE 600 MILES
Ages 14-10
CHESS CHEATER
The old Hide-The-Phone-In-The-Toilet-Stall Gambit.
POT-SMOKING DRIVER COULDN’T SEE THROUGH WINDSHIELD
Hit a police cruiser.
PRINCE CHARLES OPENS AN AIRBNB
In a castle in Scotland.
CHILDREN BANNED FROM PLAYGROUND FOR BEING TOO LOUD
Sorry, no fun allowed.
SWISS AIR FORCE AERIAL TEAM PERFORMS OVER WRONG FESTIVAL
No, no – I said the SECOND Alp on the right.
ZOO BRINGS IN TWO OLDER FEMALE RHINOS TO TEACH YOUNG MALE HOW TO DO IT
“Mrs. Rhinocerous-son, you’re trying to seduce me.”
FINE WINE THEFT
The wine was fine, not the theft.
MAN STARTS MOVING AT HIS OWN FUNERAL
Did not want to go on the cart.