KENYAN OFFICIALS DIG UP DEAD MAN TO RETRIEVE HIS UNIFORM
It was only on loan.
SPOILED BRAT PUSHES BMW INTO RIVER, WANTED A JAGUAR
Dad: “He has a mental health issue.”
AUDIO: MAN SANG SO MUCH KARAOKE, HIS LUNG COLLAPSED
Every breath you take.
FLEEING FUGITIVE ATTACKED BY WASPS
Send in the swat team.
BRAZILIAN PRESIDENT’S IDEA TO SAVE THE RAINFOREST: “POOP LESS”
Now hold it right there.
RESTAURANT GIVES SOLO DINER A GOLDFISH TO EAT WITH
Worst soup ever.
CANADIAN FIGHTS OFF BEAR WITH BICYCLE, POCKET KNIFE
After politely asking it not to attack him.
CATHEDRAL INSTALLS GIANT CARNIVAL SLIDE
Helter skelter.