SHOPLIFTERS STEAL BULL PENISES FROM PET SHOP
Pizzles.
DEAD MAN’S FAMILY DID NOT WANT GIRLFRIEND’S PANTIES IN THE COFFIN
An argument ensued at the burial.
GROOM STEALS BICYCLE ON THE WAY TO THE RECEPTION
For better or for worse.
NAKED COUPLE FALLS TO THEIR DEATH DURING SEX
Falling in love again.
MAYOR DUMPS TRASH ON CLEAN BEACH FOR INT’L BEACH CLEANUP DAY
He wanted to give them something to do.
PRESIDENT OF EL SALVADOR TAKES A SELFIE AT U.N. PODIUM
Because that’s what we do now.
AUDIO: 999 PRANK CALLER JUST BURPS INTO PHONE
Can you repeat that?
CHINESE AIRPLANE PASSENGER OPENS EMERGENCY DOOR TO GET FRESH AIR
Don’t touch the handle that says “Don’t touch”.
GERMAN MAN PUTS OUT CAR FIRE WITH BEER
It’s Miller time.
WOMAN HAS MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR PAINTING HANGING IN HER KITCHEN
From the Renaissance.