MICE IN THE PALACE
The Queen is not amused.
AUDIO: RUSSIAN MAN FORGOT ABOUT NAIL IN HIS HEAD
As one would do.
OVERBOARD PASSENGER RESCUED BY CREW MEMBER
He dove in after her.
AUDIO: SCIENTISTS TEACH SEALS TO SING STAR WARS THEME
“Star Fish, those near and far fish …”
WORLD RECORD PRICE OF CHEESE
5 lbs, $16,000.
RHINO POACHERS KILLED BY GOAT
Instant karma’s gonna goat you.
WOMAN LEAVES HALLOWEEN SKELETON IN HOT CAR
Hijinks ensue.
AUDIO: ANOTHER BANANA BANK ROBBERY
This happens a bunch.
AIRBUS SAYS THEY’RE ALL READY FOR PILOTLESS PLANES
All they need is that darned approval.