RIVER BOAT CRASHES INTO DOCK, WOMAN FALLS THROUGH DECK
Lands on another woman on the can.
PILOT SPILLED COFFEE ON THE CONTROL PANEL
a.k.a. The Pepsi Syndrome
KENTUCKY FRIED WEDDINGS
You may now lick the fingers of the bride.
COPS SHUT DOWN HIDE-AND-SEEK GAME AT IKEA
This is a thing in Europe.
MAN ATTEMPTS TO SNEAK INTO U.S. DISGUISED AS AN OLD MAN
Master of disguise fails.
MAN WITH PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY STEALS 1,300 CREDIT CARD NUMBERS
Quite the party trick.
SEAL ALERTS AUTHORITIES TO DRUG RUNNERS
Stool pinniped.
MAN TELLS ATTACKING BEAR “YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO THIS”
“This is where my head gets chewed apart.”
AUSSIE MAN GETS GENITALS STUCK IN BELT SANDER
It happend down under.
DRUNK BRITISH WOMAN ORDERS WEIRD SUBWAY SANDWICH
Cucumbers, cheese and olives.