8-YEAR-OLD TAKES FAMILY CAR OUT ON THE AUTOBAHN
As fast as 87 mph.
AUDIO: CRUISE CAPTAIN ORDERS LOCAL FOOD FOR EVERYBODY DURING A STOP
We call them “Hot Pockets” in America, blokes.
CHEESE THEFT
Cheese story = cheese puns
SWEDISH MAN BITTEN BY FIDEL CASTRO’S CROCODILE
Funny how that can happen.
COUPLE CAUGHT SMUGGLING SARDINIA BEACH SAND
90 pounds of sand.
SEXING COUPLE FALLS OVER BALCONY
12 foot drop.
PROFESSOR WANTED SEX, MOOSE MEAT FROM STUDENTS
That trick never works.
NEW RULES TO CLIMB MT. EVEREST
No newbies.
TIME LIMITS FOR LOOKING AT THE MONA LISA
Just long enough to grab a selfie.