RUNNING OF THE BULLS CALLED OFF
No bull. Not this year.
MAN CONS MANY WOMEN INTO GIVING HIM BIRTHDAY PRESENTS
Told each one a different birthday.
MAN DOESN’T SHOW UP FOR WORK FOR 15 YEARS
A hero emerges.
90-YEAR-OLD WOMAN LOSES $32 MILLION TO SCAMMERS
Don’t ever let your grandparents near the phone. Just don’t.
BIG BIRD COSTUME STOLEN, RETURNED
The real, official costume.
IN PARIS, THE RESTAURANT CHEF COMES TO YOU
Everyone’s trying to make a franc.
MONK CUTS OFF OWN HEAD, FOR GOOD LUCK
Get to da choppa!
BURYING UNDERPANTS FOR SCIENCE
Holy underwear, Batman.