WOMAN SUES MCDONALD’S FOR TEMPTING HER TO BREAK RELIGIOUS FAST
Would you like fries with your lawsuit?
SWEARING PARROTS SEPARATED
They encourage each other to swear.
POSTCARD SPERM FATHERS MOUSE BABIES
Daddy was a postcard.
MAGIC KASS LAND
New Israel amusement park.
BLOW GUNNER ON THE LOOSE IN GERMANY
Last seen darting through the crowd.
UNPAID CONTRACTOR TEARS OFF APARTMENT BALCONIES
With an excavator.
CAT TURNS ON STEREO, CRANKS IT
Cats are jerks.