CO-WORKER BOPPED ON HEAD WITH A MALLET FOR WALKING AROUND NUDE
Meanwhile, at the fish farm…
BROTHERS IN COURT FOR DESTROYING FAMILY HOUSE
Real Men of Genius.
FEMALE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS MARCH IN HIGH HEELS
If you’re going to war, do it with style.
REPORTER NOTICES DEAD MAN IN BODY BAG IS MOVING
Doesn’t want to go on the cart.
CHEF DIES IN FREAK SOUP ACCIDENT
Like there’s a ‘normal’ soup accident.
TOUR DE FRANCE BIKE CRASH WOMAN ARRESTED, EXPRESSES REMORSE
Maybe if they didn’t all ride in a pack like that.
SHARK JUMPS OUT OF WATER, BITES PARASAILER
How do you say “the Kintner boy” in Jordanian?
MAN COMPLAINS ABOUT WEATHER IN KUWAIT; POLICE ARREST HIM
“What’s it like in Kuwait?” “Oh, can’t complain.”
NAKED MEN LOST IN WOODS
Beach blanket dingos.