WOMAN CLAIMS SHE WAS HYPNOTIZED TO FART
Breaking news.
UK RUNNING OUT OF HARRY POTTER MERCHANDISE
Toyus crappus evaporatis.
MAN HELD ANIMAL SHELTER AT (FAKE) GUNPOINT TO GET HIS CAT BACK
They’re happy to give them back to you, you know.
FISHERMAN HAS FUN WITH SHARK WARNING MONITOR
As much fun as you can have, with a shark monitor.
MAN BUILDS ROTATING HOUSE FOR HIS WIFE
Let’s take ‘er for a little spin.
WOMAN WAKES UP WITH HOLE IN HER ROOF, METEOR ON HER PILLOW
Inches from death. Sleep well.
SPAIN OFFERING CASH TO MOVE OUT OF YOUR PARENTS’ HOUSE
Mi casa, mi casa.
MISS NETHERLANDS DROPS OUT OF PAGEANT OVER VACCINE
Just get the shot.
THE BELGIAN BEER SPA
Oh, waiter, there’s a Harry in my beer.