AUDIO: EAGLE, SNAKE AND MAN IN STRANGE TURN OF EVENTS
Hakuna ma-whatthehell?
MAN ACCUSES NEIGHBOR OF WEAPONIZING BEES
Bee excellent to each other.
CHASE SUSPECT HIDES IN POLICE STATION
They’ll never think to look for me here.
OLYMPIC ATHLETES ARRIVE IN JAPAN, ARE LOCKED IN HOTEL
Can’t leave, can’t explore the country.
A SECOND STATUE OF LIBERTY COMING FROM FRANCE
A little gift. Literally.
INVISIBLE STATUE SOLD FOR 15,000 EUROS
“There’s a sucker born every minute.” – Da Vinci
MYSTERY SAFE OPENED, TREASURE FOUND
One (1) condom.