MEXICO GIVING AWAY EL CHAPO’S HOUSE IN LOTTERY
El Casa de Escapo.
ESCAPEE TURNS HIMSELF IN AFTER 30 YEARS
Escaped one year into a three year sentence.
GOAT AND ROOSTER SAVE CHICKEN FROM HAWK
That’s one baa-aaa-aa-dass goat.
SCIENTISTS POTTY TRAIN COWS
Too late for the IgNobel Prizes!
BISHOP QUITS CHURCH FOR LOVE OF SATANIC EROTICA WRITER
Talk about banging the bishop.
MAN CRUSHES SELF AT MCDONALD’S DRIVE-THRU
He deserved some brakes today.
BOY’S COMMUNION MONEY FLOATS OFF WITH HELIUM BALLOON
Tied to the string.
LARGE GROUP OF PADDLE-BOARDERS NEEDED RESCUING
C’mon, it’ll be easy.
AFGHANISTAN GETS NEW NAME
Opression McOppressionface?
AUDIO: RIPPER, THE TALKING MUSK DUCK
How does it make the “f” sound with that bill?