GUY USES HIS OWN SEVERED FINGERTIP TO UNLOCK PHONE
Dig it.
GUY DISCOVERS APARTMENT DISHWASHER AFTER TWO YEARS
So THAT’S what that is.
WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO SOFTBALL TEAM
Nine babies.
SPACE WINE EXPECTED TO SELL FOR $1 MILLION
Graaaaaapes Innnnnn Spaaaaace!!!!
TOURIST FALLS OFF ENGLISH CLIFF, SURVIVES
Into four feet of water.
COW GIVES BIRTH MID-WEDDING
Don’t have a cow, at least not now.
MCDONALD’S ROBBER WANTED NUGGETS, BUT IT WAS TOO EARLY
Had to settle for a McMuffin.