BODY FOUND IN TANNING BED
UV-D.O.A.
TWO WOMEN TRICK 19 MEN INTO MARRYING THEM
Here comes– er, there goes the bride.
MAN FASTED THINKING GOD WOULD THEN GIVE HIM A LAMBORGHINI
Spoiler: He didn’t.
MISSING MAN FOUND DEAD INSIDE OF DINOSAUR STATUE
You hate to see this kind of thing happen.
RADIOACTIVE RHINOS
Rhinocerum-235.
GROOM DISAPPEARS DURING WEDDING, BRIDE MARRIES ONE OF THE GUESTS
Is there a groom in the room?
MAN FALLS TO DEATH HIDING FROM WIFE AFTER HAVING SEX WITH ANOTHER WOMAN
The old hotel balcony escape.
DOCTOR AMPUTATES WRONG LEG
Shanked it.