MAN COMPLAINS ABOUT FIRST CLASS ON BRITISH AIRWAYS
Upper class twit of the year.
PAPAU NEW GUINEA SELLING FLEET OF MASERATIS
40 Maseratis, slighty used.
CENTIPEDE BITES MAN ON HIS TESTICLES
During naked nap.
ARABS TO CENSOR STATUE OF DAVID
Don’t look, Ethel!
LITHUANIAN MAN HAD KILO OF METAL IN STOMACH
Alcohol was not a factor.
AMUSEMENT PARK WEIGHS PATRONS BEFORE GOING ON RIDES
Step on the scale, please.
TURKISH MAN JOINS SEARCH FOR HIMSELF
Turkish daffy.
ARTIST TAKES MUSEUM’S MONEY, RUNS
The art of the con.
CAR FILLS WITH BEES WHILE MAN IS IN STORE
Wimp on the car bee.