INDIAN BRIDE DIES AT THE ALTAR, GROOM MARRIES HER SISTER
Heart attack.
Pack o’ derms.
A little gift. Literally.
“There’s a sucker born every minute.” – Da Vinci
One (1) condom.
UV-D.O.A.
Here comes– er, there goes the bride.
Spoiler: He didn’t.
You hate to see this kind of thing happen.