RUNNING OF THE BULLS CALLED OFF

Officials in Pamplona, Spain, have called off the famed bull-running festival for the second year in a row because of the coronavirus pandemic. Pamplona Mayor Enrique Maya cited the many coronavirus outbreaks, a high occupancy rate in hospitals and a slow rollout of vaccines as reasons to call off this summer’s celebration.
* Getting trampled by bulls is alright, but catching the flu isn’t.
* You catch COVID, you’ll feel like you’ve been trampled by bulls.
* Couldn’t you have a virtual running of the bulls? Hang iPhones around their necks and have a big Zoom conference?
* Just one bull and one person at a time, released at three-minute intervals?
* He’s probably more concerned the bulls will catch COVID from the people.