AWFUL RESTAURANT NAMES

(July, 2017) Website Eater.com has collected some of the worst restaurant names in America. Here we go:
– A-Fish-o-na-do (Miami)
– Baguetteaboudit! (Brooklyn)
– Burger Moovment (Elmwood Park, Illinois)
– Ciao Thyme (Bellingham, Washington)
– Fonduely Yours (Mount Pleasant, South Carolina)
– Pork & Mindy’s (Chicago)
– Thelonious Monkfish (Cambridge, Massachusetts)
– Wrench & Rodent Seabasstropub (Oceanside, California)
– The Hairy Lobster (Portland, Oregon)
– Kamasouptra (Portland and Freeport, Maine)
– Meat in a Box (Washington, D.C.)
– MunchBoxx (San Francisco)
– The Slow Bone (Dallas)
– Tacorgasmico (San Francisco)
* PHONE TOPIC: Do you have any clever/weird/gross restaurant names in your town?