UNFORTUNATE NAMES

(Dec. 2016) The World Wide Interweb website has collected 100 True and Unfortunate Names. All of these have photographic verification. Many are from past decades. But all are unfortunate. Here are the ones you can probably get away with saying on the air:
(FULL LIST HERE: http://worldwideinterweb.com/5736-the-100-most-unfortunate-names-in-human-history/)
– Chardonnay Hooker
– Harry Baals, Mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana in the 1930’s and 1950’s
– Jolly Mangina, realtor
– Poon Ho, Hong Kong supermodel
– Steve Sharts, minor league baseball pitcher
– Brownie Shytles
– Misty Hyman, Olympic swimmer
– Dr. James Grossweiner
– Anass Rhammar, bus driver
– Jack Kanoff, MD
– Rich Will Wankett, realtor
– Yolanda Squatpump, makeup artist
– Dick Tips, funeral parlor owner
– Tara Cherry, M.D. of obstetrics
– Harold A. Ballitch II, MD
– Phat Ho, cab driver
– Evelyn Sackrider, Realtor
– Ivana Mandic, Yugoslavian athlete
– Gay Neighbors
– Dick Felt, football player
– Woody Held, shortstop Cleveland Indians
– Harry Burshrod, realtor
– Dick Pound, member of the International Olympic Committee
– Jim Bob Cooter
– Fannie Licker
– Gay Saylor
– B.J. Cobbledick
– Charity Beaver
– Dean Windass, soccer player
– Harry Colon, football player
– Wang Liqin, Chinese ping pong player
– Diana Dbag
– Willie Stroker, judge
* I’m surprised more of these people didn’t get into radio.
* Tell Bart Simpson it’s time to start calling Moe’s bar again.
* If only we knew when they were going to be in an airport, so we could page them.
* What would be worse – having one of these names, or one of those goofy celebrity baby names? Let’s open the phones.
* Just saying these peoples’ names could be an FCC violation.
* So, of these three related names, which would you want to be: Dick Felt, Dick Pound, or Willie Stroker?
* I know it’s tough. Those are three excellent options.