ACTUAL BAND NAMES

Alcoholocaust
Alcoholics Unanimous
Armageddon Dildos
The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
Cindy Brady’s Lisp
The Dead Sea Squirrels
Electric Prostates
The French are from Hell
Headless Marines
Hitler’s Bikini
Inhale Mary
Jehovah’s Waitresses
Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program
Jesus Christ Super Fly
JFKFC
Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Lawn Piranhas
My Dog Has Hitler’s Brain
Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
Not Drowning, Waving
Pepto Dismal
Poultry in Motion
Quasimodo and the Eunuchs
Results of Inbreeding
Shirley Temple of Doom
Stiff Richards
The Well Hungarian
Willie Nelson Mandela
Yoko Homo
Zulu Leprechauns