WEIRD THINGS NEW PARENTS HAVE DONE WHEN THEY WERE EXHAUSTED

(August, 2021) According to a survey by mattress maker Nectar, new parents can do some wacky things when they’re exhausted. Here are Ten of the Funniest Things Parents Say They’ve Done When Tired:
– Tried to wash clothes in the toilet
– Poured baby formula into their coffee
– Texted their boss thinking it was their partner’s number
– Took a shower fully clothed
– Tried to make a phone call on the TV remote
– Left the house completely naked
– Opened the refrigerator looking for a pair of shoes
– Waited for a stop sign to turn green
– Drove to work without dropping kids off at school first
– Started cooking dinner at breakfast time
* These also apply to stoners.
* And occasionally, seniors.
Top 10 weirdest places parents say they’ve hidden from their kids:
– Reclined in the truck’s driver’s seat
– On the roof
– Under the sink
– Behind some bushes at a mini-golf course
– Horse barn
– Under the bed
– In the laundry basket
– Behind the washer and dryer
– Under the staircase
– Chicken coop
* You single people have absolutely no idea of what you’re in for.
* If you did, humans would go extinct.
* PHONE TOPIC: Have you got anything to add to these lists?