IF THE GUY WHO NAMED THE WALKIE-TALKIE HAD NAMED EVERYTHING ELSE

(March, 2018) Twitter user Antonia Nicol has come up with a post that has gone viral. He imagines what words would be like if they were created by the same person who came up with the name “walkie talkie”. For example:
– Stamps = Lickie Stickie
– Defibrillators = Hearty Starty
– Bumble bees = Fuzzy Buzzy
– Pregnancy test = Maybe Baby
– Bra = Breastie Nestie
– Fork= Stabby Grabby
– Socks = Feetie Heatie
– Hippo = Floatie Bloatie
– Nightmare = Screamy Dreamy
Other people have come up with their own examples:
– Thong = peekie cheekie
– Jock strap = Thingy Slingy
– Parrots = Wordie birdies
– Cat = furry purry
– Vibrators = shakie snakie
– Nude pics = sexy texty
– Circumcision = willy nilly
– Miniature sausage dog = teenie weenie
– Bank = stashy cashy
– Shot glass = dinky drinky
– Hotel minibar = tiny winey
– Energy drink = zippy sippy
– Snooze button = Sleepy beepy
– Lifejacket = boaty coaty
– Halitosis = deathy breathy
– Kleenex = blotty snotty
– Charcoal grill = meaty heaty
– Low fat desserts = Fakey Cakey
– Optometrist = peeper keeper
– Mailman = Letter getter
– Psychiatrist = findey mindey
– Rabbit = jumpy humpy
* This two-minute bit was a killer filler.
* The guy who invented the walkie-talkie ending up inventing the iHop Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity.