CASKET FOUND ABANDONED BY SIDE OF THE ROAD
Horrors.
WOMAN STEALS FROM GRAVES, DECORATES YARD
Grave consequences.
BOBCAT IN LIVING ROOM
Our laser pointers are useless against it.
KIDS WRITE NASTY OBITUARY FOR MOM WHO ABANDONED THEM
“This world is a better place without her.”
BEAR CAUGHT WITH WAFFLE BAIT
Does a bear crepe in the woods?
SHEBOYGEN SERIAL TOILET CLOGGER CAPTURED
Citizens relieved.
COUPLE MAKES DEODORANT OUT OF WHISKEY
Pit Liquor.
CAR WASH WORKER DRIVES OFF WITH CAR
A clean getaway.