WILDLIFE REHABILITATOR CHARGED WITH ANIMAL HOARDING
206 critters.
FLORIDA SPEEDER SAID HE HAD AN APPOINTMENT WITH HIS BARBER
He can’t drive….Fifty-five!
MUST-HAVES FOR A NEW HOUSE
In the next house we’re gonna have…
BURGLAR ATTEMPTS TO ROB HOME OF MMA FIGHTER
“Who lives in this house?” “Beats me.”
THE TACO BELL ULTRAMARATHON
I hate to eat and run.
DRIVER WHO RAN OVER PET DOG FORCED AT GUNPOINT TO DIG ITS GRAVE
That’s the Texas way.
MAN STUCK IN MOTORCYCLE PAINTING MACHINE
Townsfolk said he was known as a colorful character.