OKLAHOMA IS THE NEW LIGHTNING CAPITAL OF THE U.S.
Zap.
OLDEST KNOWN HOSTESS TWINKIE TURNS 50
And it doesn’t look a day over 30.
14-YEAR-OLD RUNS FOR GOVERNOR OF VERMONT
Bro is delulu. 6-7.
DISNEY EMPLOYEE SAVES AUDIENCE FROM GIANT “INDIANA JONES” BOULDER
Nice try, Lao Che.
LOBSTER RUSTLERS!
Maybe they all made a break for it for the tank.
MCDONALD’S MCRIB LAWSUIT
Wait’ll they examine the milkshakes.
SPEEDING DRIVER CRASHES THROUGH FENCE, IS EJECTED INTO POOL
Making a splash.
FIREWOOD COMPANY BURNS
Up in smoke.
NAKED FLORIDA MAN ROBS MEAT MARKET
He loined his lesson.