JUDGE TOSSES REESE’S PEANUT BUTTER PUMPKIN LAWSUIT
Hershey says, “Kiss off.”
THE GREAT ILLINOIS SNAKE MIGRATION
It’ssss ssssomething to sssssee.
AUSTIN CITY COUNCIL PLAYS “CONSTITUENT BINGO” DURING MEETINGS
Anything to relieve the boredom.
NYC RAT CZAR LEAVING POSITION
And that position was the fetal position.
CRUISE SHIP TILTS
I’ve got a little list.
CHICAGO QUARTERBACK WINS FREE HOT DOGS FOR THOUSANDS
Caleb Williams throws for four.
TOYS ‘Я’ US STORES ‘Я’ COMING BACK
Limit two dolls, not 30.
TEACHING ASSISTANT SICKENS KIDS WITH POOP SPRAY
Yes, your emanants.
105-YEAR-OLD NUN CELEBRATES BIRTHDAY WITH A ROUND OF GOLF
Playing the long game.
ANNOYED SCHOOL BUS DRIVER TURNS HEAT UP TO 100
Line of the year: “I’m going to cook you all!”