VALET TAKES CAR ON A JOYRIDE TO GET BURGER
But it was so funny in “Ferris Buelller.”
MISSOURI JUDGE FIRED FOR WEARING ELVIS WIG
Circuit Judge off the circuit, now in home residency.
HEINZ LEFTOVER GRAVY IN A BOTTLE
Squeezable.
OPERATION NAUGHTY NAME
Bow chicka wow wow.
MOM FINDS ALLIGATOR IN LATE SON’S APARTMENT
What a croc.
SCIENTIST DECODE WHALE-SPEAK
I speak whale.
CO-FOUNDER OF CROOKED BEVERAGE ACCUSED OF EMBEZZLEMENT
Truth in labeling.
PLANE DECLARES EMERGENCY AFTER SOMEONE VAPES MARIJUANA ON BOARD
Fly the astral plane.
BUC-EE’S VS. NUT HUGGERS: BATTLE OF THE BEAVERS
Legal briefs.
COST OF THANKSGIVING DINNER 𝖴̶𝖯̶ 𝖣̶𝖮̶𝖶̶𝖭̶ OH, WHO THE HELL KNOWS?
According to e̶x̶p̶e̶r̶t̶s̶ idiots.