KIDS WRITE NASTY OBITUARY FOR MOM WHO ABANDONED THEM

An obituary was published in Minnesota’s Redwood Falls Gazette on Monday. Here’s what it said:
“Kathleen Dehmlow Schunk was born March 19, 1938. She married Dennis Dehmlow in 1957 and had two children, Gina and Jay. In 1962 she became pregnant by her husband’s brother Lyle Dehmlow and moved to California. She abandoned her children, Gina and Jay, who were then raised by their grandparents. She passed away on May 31, 2018 in Springfield and will now face judgment. She will not be missed by Gina and Jay, and they understand that this world is a better place without her.”
* They showed her.
* That’s the thing about dying – you never get the last word.
* Hey, kids, it was the 60’s. Free love and all that.
* Although the free love thing didn’t kick in until 1967. Hey – she was ahead of her time!
* Oh well, at least they’re in touch with their anger.