81-YEAR-OLD FLORIDA WOMAN TRIES TO HIRE HIT MAN
Hard to find good help anymore.
CAT STARTS KITCHEN FIRE
As they do.
MAN SUES HOSPITAL OVER GOOSE ATTACK
How do you subpoena a goose?
BURGLAR LEAVES SHOE BEHIND
A Cinderella story.
CAR THIEF TURNS NARC
Everyone has a line they won’t cross.
HOTEL ON THE MOON
Close to all the theme parks!
AUDIO: ANIMAL HOARDER: 300 RATS
Rats off to ya!