FATHER OF MODERN CHEERLEADING DIES
Lawrence Herkimer, inventor of the pom-pom.
SOBE EXPLAINS "HELP ME" MESSAGES ON BOTTLECAPS
Just a joke. Ha ha.
MAN WANTS TO LEGALLY MARRY TWO WOMEN
Collier says, “You can’t have marriage equality without polygamy.”
SCHOOL ASKS MOTHERS ABOUT KID'S BIRTH: VAGINAL OR CAESARIAN?
The question was on the entrance form.
CITY OFFICIALS TO BE TASED FOR FUNDRAISER
City Administrator Jake Anderson says, “I imagine it will hurt.”
DOLPHIN LANDS IN BOAT, INJURES WOMAN
On porpoise?
FARMER KILLED BY BEES
“He had gaping wounds,” the victim’s sister said.
WOMAN GETS SECOND WEDDING DAY AFTER FORGETTING THE FIRST ONE
She had amnesia after a car crash.
WORLD'S SHORTEST OBITUARY
“Doug died.”