MAN ROBS BANK FOR GIRLFRIEND'S BAIL MONEY
It’s love.
CUSTOMER ENRAGED OVER LACK OF MAC 'N CHEESE
Then they ran out of potatoes.
COUPLE WITH 12 SONS GIVE BIRTH TO ANOTHER BOY
“I love being pregnant.”
WOMAN BLAMES PARROT FOR TEACHING KIDS NAUGHTY WORD
The owner says Rula is just saying his name.
WOMAN SHOOTS AT HUSBAND FOR NOT HELPING AROUND THE HOUSE
She “wanted him to pay.”
HEARSE DRIVERS FIRED FOR MAKING DONUT RUN
“So you’re stopping to get coffee?”
COLLEGE STUDENT PUNCHES SHARK
While swimming in Cocoa Beach, Florida.
ELDERLY MAN LOSES HOUSING SUBSIDY AFTER PROSTITUTE FOUND UNDER HIS BED
He paid for the hookers by making booze runs for the other residents.
DEATH BY ATOMIC WEDGIE
The cause of death was asphyxiation.
MACARONI SALAD TRAIL LEADS TO RESTAURANT BURGLARS
Detectives found a steady trail of macaroni salad.