DOMINO'S ROBBER GETS CASH, PIZZA
He weighed at least 350 pounds.
MAN SNEAKS INTO CARPOOL LANE WITH CUTOUT OF DOS EQUIS MAN
“He’s my best friend. He just sits here and doesn’t talk.”
HIGH SCHOOL KIDS CHANGE GRADES
For 45 other kids.
POLICE REFUSE TO SCARE A BOY STRAIGHT
They don’t want to teach kids to be scared of cops.
DAD GIVES SON LOTTO TICKET IN GET WELL CARD
$7 million winner
COW GIVES BIRTH TO QUADS
Yep. Four. (pause) A-yep.
NAKED VANDAL SCREAMS, "I AM FAMOUS NOW"
The headline pretty much sums it up.
TIME CAPSULE DISCOVERED IN BEDROOM
From 1978.
MAN SHOOTS SON IN THE BUTT OVER ORANGE JUICE
Things escalated.