TEACHER BIT BY RATTLESNAKE

A teacher arrived at Four Peaks Elementary in Fountain Hills, Arizona, on Monday morning and found a baby rattlesnake inside the cafeteria. She tried to shoo the snake outside and was bit in the process. Two staff members responded and helped relocate the snake to the desert. The teacher said she started feeling numbness in her thumbs, and school officials called 9-1-1. She was transported to a hospital where she was evaluated, she is expected to recover.
* This will be the least dangerous thing the teacher faces in school this year.
* It’s all part of the Education Department’s “No Child Left Alive” project.
* They used to teach snake handling when I was a kid, but not any more. Thanks, Obama!
* Don’t worry. Rattlesnakes couldn’t survive for long on cafeteria food.
* Fortunately the mother snake had been served up the day before as part of the school cafeteria’s tuna casserole.
* Hey, it’s all protein.
* Wait, they dealt with the snake before they took the teacher to the hospital? Let’s work on our priorities a little, people.