MAN BANNED FROM FREE LIFETIME BUFFET COMMITS SUICIDE
Noble had won “free buffet for life”.
SCIENTOLOGIST TURNCOAT FRAMED BY ANONYMOUS TIP
A clear case of harassment by the church.
DOORMAN FIRED FOR BEING TOO NICE
He checked on pets, cleaned litter boxes, watered plants, held packages.
WOMAN FINDS 51 PEARLS IN HER FRIED OYSTERS
All from the same oyster.
GUY ACCIDENTALLY FIRES OFF GUN IN CHURCH
During Easter service.
ANOTHER WACKY NEWS STORY FROM FLORIDA: MAN KEPT ALLIGATOR IN SON'S BEDROOM
“I didn’t think it was a big deal because there’s millions of them.”
KIDS INVENT ICE CREAM FLAVORS
Mmmm…Gummy Wummy Surprise Sorbet.
THE BURGER-KING WEDDING
Joel Burger and Ashley King.
WOMAN GETS $200 TICKET FOR PUTTING ON CHAPSTICK AT A RED LIGHT
Distracted driving.
AUDIO: COPS POSE AS HIGH SCHOOL KIDS TO BUST DRUG RING
Narcotics agents posed as students for eight months.