NASA STUDYING RECYCLING POO INTO FOOD

NASA has been granted $200,000 for a project that will turn human stool into man-made food. The project is called Synthetic Biliogy for Recycling Human Waste into Food, Nutraceuticls, and Materials: Closing the Loop for Long-Term Space Travel. The research is being conducted at Clemson University in South Carolina.
* Students of Clemson! Beware cafeteria food for the next couple of years!
* How does it work? Do they take, like, donations?
* The future just keeps getting better and better, huh?
* That’s why they call them assssstronauts.
* They can save the money. My local diner perfected this years ago.
* And you thought prison food was bad.
* Closing the loop for long term space travel? Well, it’s loopy all right.
* It puts a whole new spin on the phrase, “Going where no man has gone before.”