AUDIO: PEDESTRIAN HIT IN CROTCH BY TOSSED BANANA
He said he had been ‘struck in the banana by a banana.’
AUDIO: MAN ARRESTED FOR KEEPING TWO DEER IN HIS HOME
What people won’t do for a couple of bucks.
TIMES SQUARE COWBOY WOODY CHARGED WITH SERIAL BUTT GROPING
“People do not some to be grabbed in the buttocks by a man wearing a costume.”
WOMAN BEATS BOYFRIEND FOR NOT HAVING SEX
She scratched and bit him.
WORLD'S OLDEST LINGERIE MODEL RETIRES
62 years old.
FLEEING MOTORCYCLIST CRASHES, IS CUT IN HALF
He hit a utility pole cable.
WOMAN DRIVES THROUGH HER HOME, AND BACK AGAIN
Yes, alcohol.
AUDIO: PRESCHOOL FOR ADULTS
Where grown-ups “re-learn the basics and experience the magic of life.”
MAN MOCKS ALLIGATOR, GETS EATEN
“(bleep) the alligators.”
DRUNK MAN SETS OFF FIREWORK FROM TOP OF HEAD, DIES
Alcohol was yada yada yada.