PLANE POOPS ON GIRL'S SWEET 16 PARTY
The cake was saved.
PIZZA DELIVERY GUYS ROBBED AT SWORDPOINT
By a 13-year-old.
WACO BIKER GANG FIGHT BEGAN OVER A PARKING SPACE
Police float the “parking space theory.”
WOMAN SUFFERS HAIRCUT DISASTER AT BEAUTY SCHOOL
She asked for a mirror. The haircutter refused.
BIKER BRAWL RESTAURANT FRANCHISE REVOKED
All it takes is a few bad apples.
MAN DRIVES TRUCK THROUGH HIS OWN HOUSE
Don’t worry, the truck is fine.
THINGS NOT TO DO IF YOU WIN THE LOTTERY
Don’t tell anyone.
FAO SCHWARZ CLOSING MANHATTAN STORE
But they’re moving to a cheaper location.
TEACHER SHOWS CLASS "50 SHADES OF GREY"
Movie was shut down ten minutes in.
ANOTHER WACKY NEWS STORY FROM FLORIDA: ANGRY MAN SMASHES WRONG CAR
Smith smashed a car which he thought belonged to his friend.