NEW HOMEOWNER FINDS PORN HIDDEN IN CEILING
“Bought a house. Found this while taking out ceiling tiles. Jackpot.”
WOMAN SPREADS CONTAMINATED POO ON CO-WORKER'S CHAIR, COMPUTER MOUSE
They worked in a lab testing poo for germs.
GROOM ARRESTED RIGHT AFTER CEREMONY
His new wife had to go to the prison to retrieve his rented tux.
MAN ROBS SUBWAY, WALKS ACROSS STREET AND BUYS SANDWICH FROM COMPETITOR
He was still eating when cops found him.
WANTED: TEEN WHO SPRAY-PAINTED PROM INVITE ON CLIFFSIDE
Look for a girl named Destiny.
ROOMMATE FROM HELL SPITS IN OTHERS' FOOD
They caught her on video.
COP CLAIMING DISABILITY BUSTED BY ICE-BUCKET CHALLENGE
She lifted a 5-gallon bucket of ice water while supposedly having a “bad back.”
PIZZA DRIVER STABBED, ROBBED, STILL MAKES DELIVERY
Luckily, the pizza was ordered by a local hospital emergency room.
HUMAN ASHES IN THRIFT STORE URNS
Don’t they clean stuff out before they sell it?
MCDONALD'S WORKERS TO STAGE MASSIVE PROTEST
They’re demanding an end to “poverty wages”.