FORMER STUDENT SENDS TEACHER $10,000 THANK YOU
You gave your students latitude and respect.
POLICE INVESTIGATE THEFT OF $70,000 OF BULL SEMEN
It was in a canister.
BOY SENDS APOLOGY LETTER FOR BARFING IN BOOKSTORE
“From Jack, a.k.a. the kid that puked right next to the bathroom.”
A SECRET SERVICE AGENT TAUGHT MALIA OBAMA HOW TO DRIVE
Malia drives herself around Washington.
NASA SCIENTIST PREDICTS WE'LL FIND ALIEN LIFE IN NEXT TEN YEARS
Speaking on a panel discussion on Tuesday about water in the universe, NASA’s chief scientist Ellen Stofan said she believes the first indications of alien life could come by 2025 – with more concrete evidence of extraterrestrial life coming in 20 to 30 years. “We know where to look. We know how to look,” she…
MOM FINDS POT IN EASTER GIFT
Purchased at Walmart.
CAR THIEVES PIMP OUT WOMAN'S CAR
It was recovered, and had a new racing stripe.
MAN STABS GIRLFRIEND IN BUTT WITH PITCHFORK
She pepper sprayed him.
MAN BANNED FROM FREE LIFETIME BUFFET COMMITS SUICIDE
Noble had won “free buffet for life”.
SCIENTOLOGIST TURNCOAT FRAMED BY ANONYMOUS TIP
A clear case of harassment by the church.