WOMAN'S OBITUARY: "DON'T VOTE FOR HILLARY"

A Gloucester Township, New Jersey, woman died on August 13, at the age of 63. She made an unusual request in her obituary. Elaine Fydrych asked at the end of her obituary: “In lieu of flowers, please do not vote for Hillary Clinton.”
* So much for “There’s no such thing as bad publicity.”
* Maybe she’s mad that she died at 63 and Hillary’s already four years older than that.
* What happens next? If you vote for Hillary, Elaine comes and haunts you?
* Now if this were Chicago she could still vote.
* Yo, it’s New Jersey. I’m sure we can make an accommodation if she still wants to participate in the voting process.
* I know this guy over by the shore. He’ll hook you right up.
* Sounds like Elaine hasn’t exactly made her peace with this world yet.
* Meanwhile Hillary’s thinking, “Who cares? As long as it’s not about the emails, it’s a win.”