BURGLAR LOCKS KEYS IN GETAWAY CAR
He called a cab.
DRUNK MAN WITH GUN ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS MOVIE-GOER
At the Benghazi movie.
FLORIDA DRUG CASES
Two more “how did that get there?” stories.
CAFETERIA WORKERS FIRED FOR TAKING FOOD HOME INSTEAD OF THROWING IT OUT
Elementary school lunches.
COMMUNITY COLLEGE TO FEATURE WHITENESS MONTH
Not an episode of Portlandia.
SURFER GIRL NABS CAR THIEF
She surfed in and yanked him out of her friend’s car.
MAN STEALS $1600 DOG, TRADES IT FOR CRACK
A Yorkshire terrier.
APPLE WON'T GIVE WIDOW HER LATE HUSBAND'S PASSWORD
They want to see a court order.