NEW IPHONES WILL RECORD YOU, WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT
Even while taking still photos.
DETECTIVE FINDS CHEATING WIFE HAVING AFFAIR WITH HIS SON
Someone else’s cheating wife, that is.
PASSENGERS ON BURNING PLANE GRABBED THEIR CARRY-ONS
And took selfies.
AUDIO: SON ASSAULTS MOM WITH CHIA PET
And now he’s off to j-j-j-jail.
GUYS CAUGHT STEALING EMPTY BEER KEGS
They thought they were full.
16-YEAR-OLD CHEF OPENING NYC RESTAURANT
Mmm – Peanut Ritz crackers with foie gras terrine.
NYC TO REQUIRE FOOD SALT WARNING
At chain restaurants.
TEACHER TRADES LOLLIPOPS FOR NECK RUBS
From third graders.
WAFFLE HOUSE SERVES ONE BILLIONTH WAFFLE
Yep. The billionth.
WHITE POET LIES ABOUT BEING ASIAN, GETS PUBLISHED
Rejected 40 times, until he changed his name.