JEWISH MOM CAUSES SCHOOL TO CANCEL TRIP TO SANTA
“This is not a Jewish issue for me.”
BOY SCOUT LEADER MAULED BY BEAR
“Hey, kids – let’s explore this cave!”
GUY REFUSES TO BUM A CIGARETTE, GETS WHUPPED
Tasered, beaten and robbed.
PARENTS REVEAL SANTA TRUTH; DAUGHTER SHOCKED
And appalled.
TEXAS OFFICIAL THREATENS TO SLAP ANYONE WHO SAYS "HAPPY HOLIDAYS"
“Either tell me Merry Christmas or just don’t say anything.”
CHEERIOS SALES RISE WHEN SOLD AS "GLUTEN FREE"
Sales rose 3%
GIANT BOA CONSTRICTOR RIDES NYC BUS
Guy left it there.
HIGH MAN TRIED TO VISIT HIS FRIENDS IN JAIL
Mission accomplished.
NAKED CAME THE MAILMAN
It was a joke, see?
KITTEN RESCUED FROM CONVEYOR BELT OF DEATH
Like in Toy Story 3.