AUDIO: DRUNKEN SAILORS BREAK INTO BANK
Early in the morning.
KNOT FAILS DURING PRISON SHEET ESCAPE
Guy drops 20 feet.
COUPLE LEAVES KIDS IN CAR DURING LUKE BRYAN CONCERT
Parents: don’t do this.
5.6 MILLION FINGERPRINTS STOLEN
The F.B.I. is on the case.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU" NOW IN PUBLIC DOMAIN
Up yours, Warner Music.
LAWYERS' BRAS SET OFF JAIL METAL DETECTORS, TOLD "TAKE 'EM OFF!"
It almost worked.
MAN WHO SAYS EVIL TWIN ROBBED STORES GETS 60 YEARS
Or is the twin still at large? Hmmmmm?
TEACHER TELLS STUDENT BEING LEFT-HANDED IS "EVIL"
“He’s a witch! Burn him! BURN HIM!”