AMISH GUY RUNS MARATHONS FULLY CLOTHED
Long pants, long shirt.
BRIDE OF FOUR DAYS STABS HUSBAND
Multiple times.
WOMAN TAKES PSYCH TEST WHILE IN LABOR
She finished in the delivery room.
LOUISVILLE BOOGER ALERT
Someone’s leaving boogers on the men’s room wall.
MAN ROBS DAIRY QUEEN WITH A SWORD
After ordering a Blizzard.
NAIL POLISH COMPANY CAPITALIZES ON PARIS ATTACK
Blue, white & red nail polish. To show support.
AUDIO: MAN ASSAULTS GIRLFRIEND FOR NOT SMELLING HIS ARMPIT
While she was washing his dishes!
MAN CAUGHT SMUGGLING 450 PORK TAMALES INTO THE U.S.
The problem was not the tamales, but the pork.