WOMAN FINDS OUT SHE'S PREGNANT AN HOUR BEFORE DELIVERING BABY
47-years-old, married 22 years.
WIFE BEATS HUSBAND WITH TOILET LID
The wife hit him in the head and face with the toilet lid.
ALLIGATOR KNOCKS ON MAN'S DOOR IN MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
A 9 1/2-foot alligator.
BURGLAR FALLS THROUGH RESTAURANT CEILING ONTO DINER
Check, please.
TEEN SPEEDS 101 MPH; TELLS COP HE WAS LATE FOR CLASS
Excuse didn’t matter.
WOMAN MUGGED WHILE BREAST FEEDING
I (heart) NY.
CLEMSON COACH PROMISES PIZZA FOR 80,000 IF THEY MAKE FINAL FOUR
It’s looking that way.
MAN WANTS TO MARRY HIS ADOPTED SON
It’s ok – they’re gay.
TODAY IN OUT-OF-PROPORTION SCHOOL PUNISHMENT
Two tales from the trenches.