CAR THIEF HAD DRUGS IN BUTT
“I might have some up my anus.”
"AFFLUENZA" TEEN HAD TO ASK MOM FOR STRIPPER MONEY
Mommy’s little snowflake.
AUDIO: INSISTENT DOG FINDS MISSING WOMAN
Roxanne demanded to be taken for a walk.
U.S. ARMY WANTS YOU – TO EAT MRE'S AS AN EXPERIMENT
Could you eat MRE’s for 21 days?
MEN ROBBED, STACKED UP AT BROTHEL
“They stacked us up in a pyramid.”
NEW YEARS EVE AT NYC OLIVE GARDEN: $400
Dinner at Bubba Gump: $799 per person.
MAN OCCUPIED WITH CELL PHONE WALKS OFF CLIFF
In San Diego, California, a man…
GIRL CALLS 911 AFTER TOUCHING THE ELF ON THE SHELF
The magic of Christmas goes away if the elf is touched!
WOMAN BEAT UP HUSBAND WHO WOULDN'T STOP FARTING
He kept doing it in bed. Yuck.