STUMPY'S HATCHET HOUSE
Beer and hatchets.
MAN HAD 62 DUCKS IN HIS VAN
Because 60 just weren’t enough?
COUPLE PULL GUN OVER CHICKEN WINGS
Clarissa explains it all…to the cops.
AUDIO: FAST FOOD RESTAURANT STORED BURGER BUNS IN THE BATHROOM
Next to the toilet.
PIZZA BOX MADE OUT OF PIZZA
And it holds a pizza.
100-YEAR-OLD WOMAN WANTS TO POLE DANCE, APPARENTLY
“I don’t know why I said that.”
VEGAN RESTAURANT OWNERS UNDER FIRE AFTER ADMITTING THEY EAT MEAT
“Transitioning back into a meat diet.”
MINNIE MOUSE ARRESTED
For demanding a bigger tip.