OIL COMPANY GIVES EVERY EMPLOYEE $100,000 XMAS BONUS
Not a typo.
SCHOOL BANS KID'S STAR WARS T-SHIRT
Because of a Stormtrooper holding a rebel blaster.
FULL MOON AT CHRISTMAS
First time since 1977.
GUY SETS RECORD FOR DRUGS SMUGGLED IN RECTUM
160 for the year!
RED SOX FAN GETS FREE WEDDING AT FENWAY AFTER GETTING HIT BY FOUL BALL
She asked, they said yes.
TRUCK HAULING FIRE EXTINGUISHERS CRASHES, BURNS
If only there was a way to put out the fire.
AUDIO: SCHOOL BOARD MEMBER WANTS TO BAN MUPPET BOOK
The book shows children living in poverty.
POT GROWER SURRENDERS TO POLICE UNNECESSARILY
Hears helicopter, thought they were coming for him.
MEALWORMS FOUND IN SCHOOL LUNCH RICE
Found by a student.
FOREIGN-SPEAKING MEN BUY 100 CELLPHONES AT THREE DIFFERENT WALMARTS
Nothing to see here, citizen.