FUNERAL DIRECTOR HAS FAMILY DIG HOLE
And that was just the beginning of the problems.
MOM MAD AT SON FOR SMOKING ALL THE METH
Well, yeah, he did.
ROBBER SPRAYS SELF WITH FIRE EXTINGUISHERS TO ELUDE POLICE
It didn’t work, of course.
RADIO STATION SIGNAL HIJACKED
Skiers had to listen to a podcast from upstate New York. This should be a federal crime.
DOCTORS REMOVE OCTOPUS FROM BOY'S THROAT
A small one, intended for sushi.
TEACHER GIVES STUDENTS PRIVILEGE SURVEY
In Spanish class.
DRUG SUSPECT ATTEMPTS TO ESCAPE ON HOVERBOARD
Key word: attempts.
15-FOOT COW-EATING ALLIGATOR CAUGHT, KILLED
In, of course, Florida.
ANTONIN SCALIA SCHOOL OF LAW
#ASSLaw.
COUPLE ARRESTED FOR TWEEZER ATTACK
Couple attacks each other with tweezers.