MAN WANTED TO KIDNAP OBAMA'S DOG
You mean Biden?
MAN ATTACKED WITH HIGH HEEL OVER CAB
Zuniga repeatedly hit him with her high heel shoe.
TROUBLE AT DISNEY WORLD
Over a Hello Kitty toothbrush
BURGLAR STEALS CAT, LOWERS THERMOSTAT
Cat burglar?
BUS DRIVER LEAVES PASSENGERS STRANDED WHILE HE NAPS
Didn’t tell them where he was going.
PIZZA BOXES OF DEATH
Now the pizza boxes will kill you.
AUDIO: HERO DOG SAVES DOG FRIEND
Just like Lassie.
JEWELRY STORE ROBBED TWICE IN ONE DAY
300 rings, and then a $400 necklace.