WOMAN HIT BY DRIVERLESS CORVETTE
The robots are starting to try to kill us now.
DRINK BEER, GET PAID FOR IT
World of Beer is looking for you!
MAN ARRESTED FOR EGGING NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE MORE THAN 100 TIMES
An Ohio man is accused of egging an elderly neighbor’s house more than 100 times. Authorities in Euclid, Ohio, arrested Jason Kozan, 30, on Tuesday. An extensive investigation included undercover stakeouts and analysis of eggshells at a crime lab led to police – wait for it – cracking the case. The eggings reportedly took place…
DUI SUSPECT UNFAMILIAR WITH THE ALPHABET
A Cleveland Heights, Ohio, man…
AUDIO: EXPLOSION AT THE NATIONAL ZOO
No otters or beavers were injured.
THE THIEVING NUN
Shoplifted $23 worth of food and toiletries.
AUDIO: THE SINGING FELON
“Hello there, your honor…”
TEACHER CAUGHT BROWSING LINGERIE ADS DURING CLASS
He left his computer plugged into the projector.
AUDIO: TEACHER CALLS STUDENT DUMB
“Your purpose in life will be to have sex and have babies.”
WEDDING RINGS TOSSED INTO THE TRASH, FOUND
It’s the husband’s fault, of course.