6-YEAR-OLD KID ASKS FOR ADVANCE ON ALLOWANCE
Gets a response from Dad’s Savings and Loan.
NEIGHBORS BATTLE OVER KIDS PLAYING
When the kids are out, neighbors blast raunchy music.
SCHOOL BANS THE WORD "PLEASE"
No-nonsense nurturing.
MAN ATTACKS MOM AFTER HER DOG ATE HIS POT
And he hit her with a pair of pants.
LAWSUIT CLAIMS EOS LIP BALM CAUSES BLISTERS, SORES
Other than that, it works great.
ROBBER SAYS "MEET ME TOMORROW WITH MORE MONEY"
And that’s where is plan went wrong.
MAN ROBS BANK WITH A BIBLE
Thou shalt not, right?