TIME TRAVELER SMASHES CAR THROUGH TWO BUSINESSES
Not again!
GIRL CALLS 911 AFTER TOUCHING THE ELF ON THE SHELF
The magic of Christmas goes away if the elf is touched!
WOMAN BEAT UP HUSBAND WHO WOULDN'T STOP FARTING
He kept doing it in bed. Yuck.
GUY DEMONSTRATING THE CORRECT WAY TO CLEAN A GUN SHOOTS AND KILLS HIMSELF
This was NOT the correct way.
HOW 'BOUT ONE MORE TEACHER-STUDENT SEX STORY TO TOP OFF THE YEAR
She cheated on the first student with another student, so he ratted her out.
REAL-LIFE "NIGHTCRAWLER" TAKES VIDEO OF TEEN CAR-CRASH VICTIMS
And calls them “idiots”.
WOMAN TOSSES BUCKETS OF URINE ON NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE
Because HE was a bad neighbor.
SCHOOL LUNCH LADY FIRED FOR GIVING FREE MEAL TO HUNGRY KID
“Theft and inaccurate transactions” … totaling $1.70.
SAD: LATEST "WAR ON CHRISTMAS" VICTIM – HELLO KITTY
“It just sucks the joy out of everything.”
MAN THREATENS TO SHOOT BOY FOR REVEALING "STAR WARS" SPOILERS
Said he’d come to the boy’s school with a gun.