AUDIO: WOMAN EMBEZZLED $7,000 IN QUARTERS
Laundry money.
MAN WAKES UP FROM COMA, ASKS FOR TACO BELL
“I want Taco Bell.”
"FREE HUGS" GUY HITS LADY
He demanded a tip.
AUDIO: OWNER BUTCHERS HOG OUTSIDE RESTAURANT
It wasn’t for the restaurant. Uh huh.
BELLIGERENT MAN TO COP: "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, FAT BOY?"
Fat Boy had an answer to that.
SECURITY GUARD SHOOTS SELF IN LEG WAITING FOR JOB INTERVIEW
Applying for a school janitor.
ELON MUSK WANTS SPACEX SUITS TO LOOK COOL
So he hired a superhero costume designer.
MAN STABBED FOR NOT HAVING SEX
Woman gots to have it.
REESE'S PUTS MINI REESE'S INSIDE REESE'S. REESE'S.
Because they can.
PHOTOGRAPHER LOOKING FOR 100 NAKED WOMEN
In Cleveland this summer.