BIBLES STOLEN

Police in West Springfield, Massachusetts, say two men were caught on surveillance video stealing nearly $500 worth of Bibles from a Christian store. Images shared by police show the men lifting eight Bibles from the Morning Star Christian Store on April 23. Police have not identified the men and ask that anyone who recognizes them from the images to contact police.
* Police describe the men as armed and possibly Gideon.
* The guys who took the Bibles need to brush up on the Commandments.
* This is a real testament to how low we’ve fallen.
* Now the store owners are cross.
* The police lectured them about better security, chapter and verse.
* I’m confused. Why would you steal Bibles when you can read the whole thing on the internet?
* Wait – the store is pressing charges? I thought they were supposed to forgive?
* Just report anyone you know who’s been smited recently.
* Wow, and I thought that guy in Israel who took God to court was asking for it. (See other story.)
* 8 Bibles cost 500 bucks? What were they printed on? Sheets of gold?
* Oh, I get it. After the theft you tell the insurance company, “Those Bibles? Yeah, they were worth $500 bucks.”
* Police are now checking out any lightning strikes in the area.
* Look, if there’s a God, we’re already irritating the heck out of him so why taunt him?