ROBBER: I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU
Clerk: Are you kidding?
SUSPECT HIT WITH PIPE BY VICTIM, RUN OVER BY ACCOMPLICE
Well, that didn’t go as planned.
BALD MAN STEALING ROGAINE
But, mysteriously, not using it.
JC PENNEY TO SELL THINGS FOR A PENNY
Really – 1 cent.
AUDIO: CITIZEN USES PUBLIC MIC AT COUNCIL MEETING TO ACCUSE MAYOR OF BANGING HIS WIFE
“He destroyed my family.”
AUDIO: E-CIGARETTE EXPLODES IN MAN'S PANTS
Great balls of fire!
TWINS WIN $6 MILLION LOTTERY
A yellow ladybug told her to buy a ticket.
HOT DOG HOOKER NOW OFFERING FREE FRONT YARD TOPLESS LAP DANCES
In East Rockaway, NY.
THE SMART TOOTHBRUSH
Only $250.
NAKED MAN IN AN AIRPORT
At Nashville International.