NAKED MAN IN AN AIRPORT

A man walked into Nashville International airport completely naked on Sunday. Travelers were shocked to see the man wait in a check-in line and walk through the airport with no clothes on. The man has not been publicly identified and is in police custody for public indecency. It was not the first time the man has been arrested. Airport officials said they have seen him walking outside the airport without clothes in the past, but this is the first time he was seen inside the terminal.
* He was flying free, as it were.
* “Sir! What do you think you’re doing?” “Just hangin’ out!”
* It did make going through security much quicker.
* And he only had one bag.
* “Snake on a Plane”?
* Please! Isn’t it time we stopped thinking of nudity as “public indecency”? Unless your body’s really gross.
* You know what I mean. Like those guys who are way past the point where they should be mowing the lawn shirtless.
* Good luck getting Ton Hanks to make a movie out of this.
* The least surprising line in the whole story? “It is not the first time the man has been arrested.”
* And it won’t be the last time either.
* Maybe the airlines lost his luggage and this is a protest.
* Maybe it’s his way of discouraging strangers from striking up conversations.
* Maybe he’s just trying to get into the Mile High Club.