JIMMY JOHN'S DELIVERY GUY HOPS OVER TRAIN TO MAKE FAST DELIVERY
While carrying his bike.
SPIDER-MAN WEARS COSTUME TO COURT
The judge was not impressed, for some reason.
MAN DID NOT KNOW HE'D BEEN STABBED
He felt something “wet” on his back area and realized he was bleeding.
PARENTS MOB EASTER EGG HUNT AT PEZ HEADQUARTERS
Parents rush the field.
AUDIO: NY POLICE CAPTURE STRAY KOMODO DRAGON
In an alley.
PARENTS BATTLE AT KINDERGARTEN PLAY
The show was cancelled.
MAN CHARGED FOR USING GUN AS A HAMMER IN AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
He needed to drive a thumbtack into a wood plaque.
WOMAN FAKES BEING A LAWYER FOR TEN YEARS
She was in line to become partner in her firm.
CLOSED TACO BELL UPSETS MAN
He peels out, hit building, knocks himself out.
STUNTMAN TO FLY ROCKET ACROSS TEXAS CANYON
A steam-powered rocket at that.