WOMAN ATTEMPTS ESCAPE DURING MANDATORY "DECISION MAKING" CLASS
Through the ceiling tiles.
AUDIO: CIRCUS ACROBATS MARRIED ON HIGH-WIRE
I doooooooo…..
MAN IMPRISONED FOR POACHING VENUS FLYTRAPS
Caught with almost 1,000 flytraps.
BAR BOUNCER THREATENED WITH A SPEAR
Also, a Batarang.
LOTTERY WINNER INVESTED $3 MILLION WINNINGS INTO METH BUSINESS
Now faces life in prison.
LIBRARY FOOT SNIFFER ARRESTED
After a scooter chase.
CAR WASH CARJACKERS ARE…WAIT FOR IT… ALL WET
They bring a gun, you bring a power washer. It’s the Shreveport way.
COP FIRED FOR HAVING SEX OVER 100 TIMES WHILE ON DUTY
“I screwed up.”
AUDIO: HELP WANTED: BEER HISTORIAN
At the Smithsonian Insti(hic)-titute.