MAN TIPS HOOKER WITH A MONKEY
This story has everything: hookers, Girl Scouts, meth, and a bush baby named Gooey.
MAN DUMPS TRASH ON EX'S LAWN, HUMPS STOP SIGN
A Florida man…
AUDIO: NAKED MAIL-EATING MAN HIGH ON DRUGS
Heck of a drug, bath salts.
POLICE LOOKING FOR ROBBERY SUSPECT IN A STRAPLESS DRESS
Police in Florida are looking for a man …
AUDIO: STEAK THIEF THROWS MEAT FROM CAR DURING CHASE
One hit a patrol car.
FELONY CHARGE FOR STEALING A COKE FROM MCDONALD'S
Asking for a water cup and filling it with soda.
SHOPLIFTER DRINKS FLEA AND TICK MEDICATION
K9 Advantix.
WOMAN CRASHES INTO WALMART, BLAMES GOD
The rapture is nigh.
MCDONALD'S TESTING OUT A BIGGER BIG MAC
1/3 pound of beef.
HARRIET TUBMAN ON THE $20 BILL
Money is changing.