12-YEAR-OLD GIRL ARRESTED FOR PINCHING BOY'S BUTT
“Let your kid be a kid. He might get some friends.”
REDNECKS LIKE BLOWING THINGS UP
Like themselves.
MAN ARRESTED FOR NOT RETURNING VIDEO IN 2002
“Freddie Got Fingered”, of all things.
HEADBOARD MIRROR SPARKS FIRE
A mirror is pretty much like a big magnifying glass.
SEATTLE TREE MAN COMES DOWN
After 24 hours.
BRUSSELS AIRPORT BOMBING WAS TEEN'S THIRD TERRORIST ATTACK
Brussels, Boston and Paris.
MAN DROPS 13-FOOT PYTHON IN RESTAURANT
And not by accident.
TEACHER-STUDENT NO SEX BILL GETS HUGE BACKLASH
Teachers didn’t want it.
BEER, CHIPS TRUCKS COLLIDE
Beer and chips were spilled all over I-95.