COUPLE MOVING INTO APARTMENT FINDS BODY
Along with a note from the killer: “Sorry for the smell.”
CHASE SUSPECT FOUND HIDING IN A JACUZZI
Flowers found in hot tub, literally.
COP ASSAULTED WITH PROSTHETIC ARM
By an angry customer at a car dealership.
WOMAN SUES FOR RIGHT TO EAT PLACENTA
She won. That’s her version, not ours.
KIDS EXTINGUISH FIRE WITH SUPER SOAKERS
They used their Super Soakers to control the blaze
ASSAULT WITH A FORKLIFT
“The victim heard the forklift start …”
COUPLE BOUGHT MILLION DOLLAR LOTTERY TICKET WITH STOLEN MONEY
Embezzling from the grocery store where they worked.
AUDIO: 5-YEAR-OLD TO 911: "DADDY WENT THROUGH A RED LIGHT"
No charges for dad.
GRANPARENTS PICK UP WRONG KID FROM SCHOOL
They gave the kid a Happy Meal.