JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND CONDIMENTIZES CARS
Covered in ketchup and mustard.
MICHIGAN GOVERNOR PLEDGES TO DRINK FLINT TAPWATER
“What better way to help show support,” he said.
STRANGER DANGER TEST GOES WRONG
Friend poses as a threatening ex-convict.
MAN FROM THE FUTURE STEALS ARBY'S FOOD
This is how people in the future get food.
TEACHER MAULED BY REVENANT BEAR DURING FIELD TRIP
In Alaska, on a mountain.
MAN ARRESTED FOR SHOOTING AT HIS OWN STOLEN TRUCK
He also hit an occupied motel room.
THE MCDONALD'S OF THE FUTURE IS COMING
All-you-can-eat fries.
AUDIO: REPORTER HELPS GUY GET OUT OF FLOOD ON LIVE TV
“Dude, leave the car.”
HIGH SCHOOL BAND DIRECTOR DISCOVERED HIDING IN 16-YEAR-OLD'S CLOSET
That’s no way to conduct yourself.