BOY STEALS CEMENT TRUCK, LEADS COPS ON CHASE
An 11-year-old.
SUSPECT HEARD WHISPERING, "I DON'T THINK THEY FOUND ALL THE STUFF"
From the back of the cop car.
HUSBAND STABBED FOR NOT GETTING OUT OF BED
A Corpus Christi, Texas, woman has been charged with aggravated assault after she stabbed her husband because he wouldn’t get out of bed. Officers were called Wednesday to a home where the husband told police that his common-law wife, 39-year-old Melinda Hinojosa, had hit him on the head with a pot and punched him three…
STARBUCKS SUED FOR UNDERFILLING
A 16-ounce grande, is more like a 12-ounce tall.
ISIS DESERTER DID IT FOR THE BOOTY
He was “not thinking straight.”
MAN BROUGHT DEAD MOTHER TO THE BANK
To make a withdrawl.
WAITRESS STIFFED ON TIP FOR HAVING PINK HAIR
“Tips are only for normal looking people.”
WOMAN HIT BY DRIVERLESS CORVETTE
The robots are starting to try to kill us now.
DRINK BEER, GET PAID FOR IT
World of Beer is looking for you!
MAN ARRESTED FOR EGGING NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE MORE THAN 100 TIMES
An Ohio man is accused of egging an elderly neighbor’s house more than 100 times. Authorities in Euclid, Ohio, arrested Jason Kozan, 30, on Tuesday. An extensive investigation included undercover stakeouts and analysis of eggshells at a crime lab led to police – wait for it – cracking the case. The eggings reportedly took place…