CUSTOMER LEAVES $1,000 TIP, ASKS FOR IT BACK THE NEXT DAY
He was drunk.
AUDIO: MAN ATTEMPTS THE SEINFELD MICHIGAN DEPOSIT BOTTLE SCAM
Didn’t work for this guy, either.
SPAM KING SENTENCED TO JAIL
30 months in the spammer. Er, slammer.
M&M'S WANTS TO TAKE CANDY OUT OF MCFLURRIES, OTHER TREATS
To make them healthier. I think that’s the joke.
FLORIDA SEWER CLOGGED, PROBLEM DISCOVERED
An 11-foot dead alligator.
TACO SEASONING LEADS TO STABBING
It’s the man’s fault, of course.
NEW BRIDE SAVES WOMAN WITH CPR
She got down on her knees and immediately began CPR.
BAR FIGHT OVER FART
In Key West, Florida.
COUPLE LEAVES BOX OF DOG POOP FOR PACKAGE THIEF
He struck once, they figured he’d strike again.
BRIDE GETS LAST LAUGH ON ALABAMA FAN HUSBAND
Crimson Tide on the outside, LSA Tigers on the inside.