GUY LIED ABOUT BEAR ATTACK
It is not known why.
AUDIO: HOME-MADE FLAMETHROWER FAILS TO KILL COCKROACHES
But it does cause a fire.
MONETIZING THE MOON
You can go there and take stuff.
UNIVERSITY CHANCELLOR INSTALLS SECRET ESCAPE HATCH
To avoid students.
CANOERS FIND LOST PROSTHETIC LEG IN A BEAVER DAM
And returned it to the owner.
MILITARY REASSESSING FITNESS LEVELS
There’s a rising number of overweight troops.
GUN FALLS APART MID-ROBBERY
Well, THAT’s embarassing.
WIFE TAKES DEAD HUSBAND ON ROAD TRIP
Around Alaska.
WALMART EVACUATED AFTER BEE EXCHANGE GOES WRONG
The bees were inadvertently released.
GUY LEAVES BLACKJACK TABLE, ROBS BANK, RETURNS TO TABLE TO PLAY
In Charleston, West Virginia.