LATEST FOOD TO PROVOKE SHOOTING: YAMS
Yam rustler gets clocked and fired at.
PORCH HIT WITH SPAGHETTI-O – FILLED WATERMELON
Uhhh…act of God?
ANGRY WOMAN DROP-KICKS CAKE
Wrong, wrong, it’s all wrong!!!
MAN THREATENS TO SHOOT UP PIZZA SHOP OVER WRONG ORDER
Alcohol may have been etc…
WHITE HOUSE TO GET HIGHER FENCE
Six feet higher.
BREAD TRUCK COLLIDES WITH DELI MEAT TRUCK
On the interstate.
PARENTS ACCUSED OF SNEAKING GEOGRAPHY BEE ANSWERS TO KIDS
Kids are banned from competition.
GRANDMA GETS RID OF KIDNAPPER WITH PERFUME, SWIFT KICK
When she got to a turn lane, Kenney said she saw her chance.
GAS STATION RENTS ITSELF OUT AS AIRBNB
Check-in is at 10 p.m., when the store closes, and check-out is 5 a.m., when the store re-opens.
WHAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ALLIGATORS AT WALT DISNEY WORLD
There’s a lot of them.