MAN DROPS 13-FOOT PYTHON IN RESTAURANT
And not by accident.
And not by accident.
Teachers didn’t want it.
Beer and chips were spilled all over I-95.
Obey the Sign or Pay the Fine.
A church and a daycare were evacuated.
M&Ms, Skittles, Lifesavers and Wrigley gum.
Robbery, and perhaps a grudge.
Devin Washington leapt from his seat and placed the suspected robber in a bear hug.
He threw off his white bunny gloves and exchanged punches.