WOMAN FAKES ILLNESS TO GET OUT OF DATE
During a hike.
MAN'S LIFE ENDANGERED, AND SAVED, BY PIZZA
Pizza: the cause of, and answer to, all of our problems.
MAN DIDN'T KNOW HE'D SHOT HIMSELF FOR THREE DAYS
When he finally changed his shirt.
BATHROOM BANDIT STEALS PLUMBING
From public restrooms.
MOM SURPRISES COED DAUGHTER, ENDS UP IN WRONG ROOM
“In my dorm. Where are you?”
MCDONALD'S GARLIC FRIES ARE HUGE HIT
Will probably become permanent menu item.
MAN SHOOTS UP BATHROOM WHEN OCCUPANT TAKES TOO LONG
Alcohol was etc…
12-YEAR-OLD STEALS SCHOOL BUS
For a joy ride.
WALMART BRINGS BACK GREETERS
“Hi, what’s in the bag, sonny?”