MAN PUNCHES BEAVER
After an unprovoked shoe attack.
THE SAN FRANCISCO FOG MARTINI
Harvested from only the finest fog.
AUDIO: GIRL BRINGS KNIFE TO SCHOOL IN CASE OF CLOWNS
And is promptly suspended.
PERFORMANCE ARTIST LIVING IN WOODEN BALL
They unplugged his electricity.
HOT LUNCH SHAMING
Cafeteria worker resigns rather than take hot lunch away from deadbeat kids.
GEORGETOWN U. BASKETBALL OFFERS PROPOSAL PACKAGE
With free T-shirts!
FUNERAL DIRECTOR TAKES SELFIE IN FRONT OF CASKET
Not his only one.
HOMELESS MAN BITTEN BY ALLIGATOR
While swimming.