MAN ROBS CONVENIENCE STORE WITH A ROCK
The robber was crying when he fled.
PROM GIRL INHALES BOUTONNIERE PIN
X-ray found the pin in her bronchial tubes
WOMAN CONKED WITH PACKAGE OF SAUSAGE
By her boyfriend’s son.
COP SEARCHING FOR GUY LOST IN WOODS GETS LOST
Birmingham, Alabama – it’s a jungle!
GUY PUTS GRAM OF METH IN PNEUMATIC TUBE WITH BANK DEPOSIT
These things happen when you’re 73.
COP DELIVERS PIZZA FOR INJURED DELIVERY DRIVER
“It was the right thing to do.”
MAN ACCUSED OF STEALING 32 TONS – TONS – OF BACON
He’ll fry for this.
GRANDPA DRIVES CADILLAC INTO POOL
And of course it was filled with water.
HITLER, STALIN QUOTES MAKE IT INTO HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK
And Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, too.
SHOPLIFTER ON "TOP SECRET MISSION"
Your mission: Steal a honey bun, cigarettes, and energy drinks.