MOTHER COMPLAINS ABOUT SWIM INSTRUCTOR'S MAN BOOBS
“the male instructor’s breasts were flopping on the water.”
AUDIO: WOMAN HELD PRISONER BY DEER
Serpentine!
RESIDENTS UPSET WITH ADULT BABY FETISH STORE
Inside is a seven-foot crib, an over-sized high chair and adult-sized playpen.
HOUSE FIRE ON APPROPRIATELY NAMED HIGH STREET
Marijuana grow house.
WOMAN DIES, IMPALED BY BEACH UMBRELLA
On her birthday.
DUI SUSPECT WEARING TUTU, CHASTITY BELT
Had to get the key from his girlfriend.
TOWN MAYOR BREAKS LITTLE LEAGUE UMPIRE'S JAW
Donald Trump, I think we just found your running mate.
MAN MASHED BY MUSHROOMS
What a delicious way to go.
TESTIMONY: WOMAN ADMITTED SABOTAGING BOYFRIEND'S KAYAK
And pushing away his paddle.
NAKED, HIGH COLLEGE KID DIVES INTO GARBAGE TRUCK
“Drenched in a slippery, malodorous liquid.”