MACHINE REVOLT BEGINS: ROBOT ATTACKS SMALL BOY
Danger, Will Robinson.
AUDIO: WOMAN PRAYS WITH HER EYES CLOSED – WHILE DRIVING
Jesus didn’t take the wheel.
POLICE ARREST MAN WHOSE DOG TESTED POSITIVE FOR METH
Jack Sparrow is currently recovering.
POKEMAN GO CATCHES CHEATING BOYFRIEND
A New York City man is claiming that Pokémon Go helped his girlfriend catch him cheating on her. Pokémon trainer Evan Scribner was hanging out with an ex-girlfriend in Bushwick last week. Scribner then opened up the app to catch some Pokémons, which tracks the users’ locations. When Scribner returned home to Queens, his current…
WOMAN DIES AT IRONICALLY NAMED PLACE
Ooh Ahh Point.
AUDIO: WOMAN ARRESTED FOR NOT MOWING HER LAWN
I sent a jeep, I sent a boat, I sent a helicopter…
HOLOCAUST MUSEUM ASKS PEOPLE TO NOT PLAY POKEMON GO THERE
The museum is a PokeStop.
ALLIGATOR CPR
Live, damn you, live!
JOB-SEEKER TRIES TO ROB CHUCK E. CHEESE
The manager suggested he leave.
BANK ROBBER CRASHES INTO COP CAR DURING GETAWAY
He didn’t even get any money.