ATTACK WITH A SELFIE STICK
A 2-year-old in one hand, a selfie stick in the other.
GO TO THE GYM, GET HIGH
In San Francisco. Duh.
HOMEOWNER MAKES 14-YEAR-OLD BURGLARS CALL 911 TO REPORT THEMSELVES
A Coos Bay, Oregon, homeowner caught three…
STUDENTS DEMAND END TO MIDTERMS, ANY GRADE BELOW A "C"
College is haaaaarrrrrd!
POLICE CHIEF DIDN'T REPORT THAT HE'D SHOT FRIEND ON HUNTING TRIP
Police Chief pulls a Cheney.
DARING WHEELBARROW HEIST
The Barrow gang strikes again.
FIVE DRUNK AMISH TEENS BUSTED FOR SPEEDING 110 MPH
NOT in a buggy.
DRUNK MAN SHOOTS SELF IN THE HEAD WITH FLARE GUN
“It’s something we don’t see every day,” said Detective Doug Matteson.
FALLING TOILETS BLOCK LA FREEWAYS
Tuesday morning.